Side Effects of Marriage

Here we come to this very interesting topic.. 'Shaadi', 'Marriage' or 'Holy Union', whatever u may choose to call it.. let me give u my take on it.. its purely unbiased and without any prejudice for sure ;)

Let me start from the start.. I was just logging on to my facebook account and those people put up a notification saying.. 'Share your advice/experiences on marriage and win a 50$ coupon..' Huh I thought.. a 50$ coupon for advice on a priceless issue.. how ridiculous.. :) )

So that gave me the idea for my next blog topic.. muahahaha.. These days all I have been eating, drinking, sleeping is my blog.. It has become my inspiration to live.. LOL.. now u can guess how much my life is lacking in motivation and any useful direction.. (those of u who r thinking I have nuthin better to do.. let me clarify.. u r righttttt! Lol)

Now here comes the myths and realities of marriage:

Myth No. 1: Marriage gives u a direction in life.
Reality: Marriage gives u that direction wriggling out of which will be the struggle of a lifetime.. lol.. If u are already on a stable direction.. hold on to it for dear life.. that may be the last sensible direction u will ever be treading on..

Myth No. 2: Marriage gives u a soul mate to share ur problems, ur troubles and someone to be by ur side always..
Reality: Soul mate? Are u insane? If u believe in soul mates then u must also be believing in dragons, superman, spiderman and the likes.. hah! As about sharing ur problems with someone.. imagine this.. imagine a person coming into ur life with a million problems of his own.. u will be so busy pondering over his troubles that u will for sure forget ur own.. hahaha!

Myth No. 3: Marriage gives u a sense of responsibility.
Reality: I agree.. yes.. u read it right.. I agree completely on this one.. but not in the sense u think.. for everything that goes wrong after marriage.. the only responsible person will be “YOU’. Mark my words.. infact I say emboss them in gold..

Myth No. 4: Marriage is the best thing to happen to someone.
Reality: Whoever says this.. smack them hard.. marriage is certainly the best thing to have happened to someone looking for the painless form of suicide.. muahahhahaa..

Myth No. 5: Marriage has made us understand each other better.
Reality: Don’t even get me started on this one.. U think a guy can understand whats going on with me at any point of time? And I’m not even talking about the emotional connection.. no wayyyyyy.. We r too emotional n complicated creatures for a guy to even come 1% close to understanding our psyche.

After reading this if u still decide to go ahead and marry.. u r doing so at ur own risk.. after all what can I do if u r plainly stupid.. LOL

Blogging Enthusiasm!

I have been so enthusiastic to write my own blog since times immemorial.. I have read so many of them and always felt.. HEY I CAN DO A BETTER JOB.. :) But unfortunately when I started typing.. somehow the words got stuck in my throat.. I mean my fingers froze.. my mind started whirring and I felt at a loss of words.. I was completely shocked at my lack of 'blogging ability'. For encouragement and motivation I went through other blogs.. I couldn't believe my eyes.. Food blogs had made people mini celebrities.. lol.. Everyone was into them.. They all wanted to cook food and made it sound so simple and enticing that you had no way out other than trying what they were cooking in their kitchens.. To make things more appealing they uploaded pictures of the food.. Whoa.. certainly impressive I thought.. If not anything else I could certainly come up with food blogs.. And then who would know how my dish finally tastes like.. as long as it looks genuinely appealing in pictures.. LOL.. So I started working on this idea.. but to make this idea a success I had to actually COOK something.. and then I started thinking 'Armina what can u cook that sounds tasty and looks tasty too.. though not necessarily taste tasty..' I heard my inner voice saying.. 'U duffer u can never come up with things which appear even remotely appetizing to others taste buds.. so u might as well think of something else..' :(

So now here I am.. trying my best to come up with a blog.. that promises excitement.. fun.. shock, disbelief, and a plethora of other emotions.. U have to keep visiting the blog to find out more.. I wouldnt spoil the suspense for u ;) I always knew I had good marketing abilities if not anything else ;) And of course there will be a generous dose of humor.. including hilarious anecdotes (copied from other sites..LOL), incidents of my life which make me smile even to this day.. (100% original) and last but not the least my blog will have recipes too.. (yesss.. I havent given up on that yet;) and I can vouch that my blog will have something for everyone.. from an idiot to an intellectual.. from a wise man to a foolish woman.. or vice versa.. so gear up for the most happening blog.. (horn blowinggggggg) HERE COMES ARMINA'S BLOG.. Cheers!!